July242014

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via chortlingnerd)

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esushi:

I am seriously in awe of how perfect this SNL sketch is…

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pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

(Source: supremecute, via chortlingnerd)

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sciencesfiction:

Come find me when you wake up!

Emily Blunt as Rita Vrataski in Edge of Tomorrow (2014; dir. Doug Liman)

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waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

(Source: thisisuscrazymofos, via herecomethetommyknockers)

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When I was really little I wanted to grow up and be like my mom. Then I got older and realized I wanted to be like my dad. Then I hit high school and realized he was a dick and tried to be like my mom again. Then I realized that both of my parents were completely insane and that I was wasting my time trying to emulate either of them. So I stopped.

Now I just really enjoy being myself :)

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“Peace begins with a smile.”

― Mother Teresa

(Source: bilesandthesourwolf, via madgesgoldpin)

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